Farmer Joe has 3 pink pigs
4 brown pigs
8 white pigs and 6 black pigs
How many pigs can say their not black?

Who do you root for when you watch his cartoon?
I root for cyote! That loud mouth road runner gets on my nerves! I tell you I would F that bird up! Hire a farmer to use 300 pigs, 1400 cows, and 1 million pigeons, take them to his nest and fart on him till he faints. he’ll wae up tied with limbs together .. then I’d let Cyote do the honors!
UM IS IT THAT HARD TO PRESS THE STAR BUTTON FOR ME? please!!!

I won’t kill myself.

But…

People are so mean. Even family members can be mean and unfair.

Yeah so, they love you, but they don’t act like it.

If a person wants to kill him/herself, then let her.

Why we have to stay on Earth?

Life is not precious….

Jobs suck
Economy suck
Violence and Crimes
Children get abused sexually/physically/mentality

I got enemies lurking and waiting for me to come outside,
so they can gossip about me, follow everywhere I go…
petty me, and telling people I am bad news.

Why we have to live like that?

I few times had a nice moment of my life, but most of the time,
I am miserable… I am in debts, I have no jobs, people
were cruel to me last year, oh they hurt me so bad, and I don’t
want men because most of them cheat and they are mean…
I don’t want children, because they rebelled and give ya hard time
and won’t obey you…. and they are alot of responsibility.

And people are SELFISH, they won’t give opportunity, the job I want.

I read awful terrible news about farmers abusing the pigs…
My GOD…

Why I wanna live on this earth with some people act like this…

I just can’t. And if doctors say I got Cancer, I won’t do Chemo, I’ll
just die… I’ll be happy if I can die now.

I went to the Family Reunion, I don’t feel the love, all I felt was
Anxiety and worried about what they think of me

So what is wrong with people wanted to suicide?

Hi,
Okay so for my little sisters 6th birthday my step mom wants to get her a rodent of some sort because that is the age that me and my twin sister (okay well she is my 1/2 sister but I call her my sister) got our first rodents. Well we have owned, rats, hamsters, gerbils, and guinea pigs; and decided that guinea pigs would be the best option. So my question is should she get one or two guineas? Also, should it/they be male or females? We had one male guinea we got from a friend for about a month before, but then we had to find him a new home.
So any advice would be greatly appreciated!!!
Thanks So Much!!!
By the way, she wouldn’t be the primary care tender of the guinea pig of course, it would mainly be my step mom who runs a daycare over the school week who would help her with it/them, and then over the weekend and the summer me and my 16 yr old sister will help.
Also, its not going to be a total surprise, she has been wanting a rodent of her own for a long time since I used to have gerbils (both sadly passed away) and my other sister has a dalmatian hamster who have/had spacious cages (both of their cages are recommended for rats) and recieved/recieve tons of love and attention everyday.
Sorry to add more details, but also can you recommend a cage that is of good size and fairly cheap that they have at preferably Petco because we are going their for the Guinea Pig meet n’ greet thing.
Animalluver, I would adopt from an animal shelter except my stepmom is dead set against it, I will however make that cage as it is fairly cheap and will work perfectly with our cats and will get TWO guinea pigs. We will get the pig from the adoption center up front in Petco, theones that are homeless.

I live in an area where farming is the way of life. For the last few years it seems like the more big city people come into the area, the more protesting there is on the local farmers and their livelihood. Turkey, pig and dairy farms are most farmers why of life here but now when you drive down one of our county roads you see signs reading "NO MORE(whatever type of farm)! THEY STINK!" 99% of the signs come from families that have moved from a major city to the country for a more "peaceful" home life.
Where do people think the food comes from when they go to the store and buy it? Do they think that it just magically appears for them to buy? The country smells expecially in the hot days of summer when the sun is heating up the "waste" on the farms.
Now people are complaining of cows "mooing" into the wee hours of the night and calling the cops on the farmers that have them.
Why move the the country if you can’t stand the byproducts of where your food comes from?

someone online told me to give my gp a salt lick cuz it will make them thirsty and drink more. another person said NOT to give it cuz ‘its just asking for bladder stones’ what should I do?!?!?!? i already bought one and hes had like 3 licks plz plz help??

i am going to be raising pigs at home and i want to know if someone (a farmer) can give me instructions on how to raise a few thank you.

My grandpa died yesterday and I am16 and really want to say this at his funeral, I also want to put this picture up on the screen when I say it. (it was me and him in his barn) He was a farmer for 50 years.
This is the pic:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/photogurl92/3811954244/

"Most people could claim that they have the best grandpa. But they would be lieying. Because I truly did. Fred Huntley was the greatest grandpa in the world. I have so many great memories or him. Grandpa always called me rosebud. Even with his old age, he never failed to call me my nickname, and he always called my sister buttercup. I loved my Grandpa because he always included me in the farmingactivitiess of the day. Weather it was plowing in theFieldd, or milking a cow, or feeding the pig Ernistein. I always thought that grandpa was the best Grandpa because he was sweet and kind, and although he looked like he was big and tough on the outside, all he was was a big teddy bear on the inside. I loved my Grandpa, and I hope he will visit me in my dreams. I love you Grandpa. Thank you."

IS THAT GOOD? ANY SUGGESTIONS?

because i cant convince my dad that i an responsible!

A rabbi, a hindu, and a lawyer stop at a farm one night. They ask for a place to stay. The farmer tells them he can put two up in the house but one will have to sleep in the barn. The hindu not wanting to be selfish offers to sleep in the barn, but is back in 5 mins. "I cannot sleep in the same building as a cow, they are sacred." So the rabbi offers next. He is bcak in 5 mins. also. "I cannot sleep in the same building as swine for they are unclean," he says. Grumpily the lawyer gets up muttering he’ll sleep in the barn. About 15 mins. later the cow and pig are knocking on the door.