Okay, so i really want a potbellied pig. So i was just wondering, what they eat, if they smell/are dirty, what sort of activity they need, and just pretty much any other basic info you can give me. Thank you. =)

I am starting my third year of medical school and I would like to practice my suturing skills at home. Basically all I need is sutures/needle, a needle holder, a pair of forceps. I figure i can buy some pig’s feet or other meat to practice on. My problems is that all the suture practice kits are both way more than I need and extremely expensive. I haven’t started rotating at the hospital yet so I can’t ‘borrow’ leftover stuff from there. Basically my question is, where can I buy these items cheaply online? Thanks in advance for you response.

My teacher said:
First 2 pigs were Atheists and so they would have been eaten by the wolf had the Christian pig not taken them to his house thus saved by Jesus ultimately

A farmer had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take
>them to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another
>farmer who owned five male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to
>mate the pigs and split everything 50/50. The farmers lived sixty miles
>apart. So they agreed to drive thirty miles each, and find a field in
>which to let the pigs mate.
>
>The first morning, the farmer with the female pigs got up at 5 a.m.,
>loaded the pigs into the family station wagon, which was the only
>vehicle he had, and drove the thirty miles. While the pigs were
>mating, he asked the other farmer, "How will I know if they are
>pregnant?" The other farmer replied, "If they’re in the grass in the
>morning, they’re pregnant, if they’re in the mud, they’re not."
>
>The next morning the pigs were rolling in the mud. So he hosed them
>off, loaded them into the family station wagon again and proceeded to
>try again.
>
>This continued each morning for more than a week. The next morning he
>was too tired to get out of bed. He called to his wife, "Honey, please
>look outside and tell me whether the pigs are in the mud or in the
>grass."
>
>"Neither," yelled his wife, "they’re in the station wagon and one of
>them is honking the horn."

My guinea pig got pregnant without me knowing and gave birth to 3 healthy babies what do i feed them and do i keep them with the dad and mom or just mom and last how long til you can handle them right now they are 1 week old so please answer.

the pigs are getting pregnant, and calls a vet for help. The vet tells the farmer that he should try artificial insemination. The farmer doesn’t have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the pigs are pregnant.
The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and will, instead, lay down and wallow in the mud when they are pregnant.
The farmer hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the pigs. So, he loads the pigs into his truck, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back and goes to bed.
The next morning, he wakes and looks out at the pigs. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he concludes that the first try didn’t take, and loads them in the truck again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs the pigs twice for good measure.
The next morning, he wakes to find the pigs still just standing around. "One more try," he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the pigs, and upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed.

The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look at the pigs. He asks his wife to look out and tell him if the pigs are laying in the mud.

"No," she says, "they’re all in the truck and one of them is honking the horn!"

u cannot use fractions or decimals please help me this thing has been driving me crazy!!

one day three guys decided to go into the woods and steal the farmers pigs. The farmer heard the three guys and captured them. he told them that he’ll let them go if they came back with a fruit. guy #1 found a cherry and ranned back to the farmer. the farmer told him to stick it up his butt without saying a word or laughing. next thing you know the farmer shot him. guy #2 found a banana and hurried back to the farmer, and the farmer told him the same thing he told to guy #1 …next thing you know guy #2 is also dead. but guy #3 hasnt found is way back to the farmer yet. while guy #3 finds his fruit…guy #1 and #2 is in hell talkin to eachother……
guy #2: why did you laugh?
guy #1:because it tickled. lol
guy #1: why did you laugh?
guy #2: because i saw guy #3 with a watermelon.

lol =]

If you were to buy my guinea pig, how much would you give me? Its a paper white guinea pig. Kind of big. He has a big cage, a hiding place, a food bowl, and a water bottle. If I were to sell her to you, how much would you give me? The items are included with my ginea pig.