Three men who worked on a farm were interested in his 18 beautiful daughters. So one day the first man walked up to the farmer and asked him, "Sir, may I please sleep with your 18 beautiful daughters?" The farmer replied, "No, but you may sleep with my pigs." The second man went up to the farmer and asked, "Sir, may I please sleep with your 18 beautiful daughters?" The farmer replied, "No, but you may sleep with my cows." The third man, realizing he has no chance walked up to the farmer and asked, "May I please sleep with your pigs or cows?" To his surprise the farmer said, "No, but you may sleep with my 18 beautiful daughters."

The night came and went, and in the morning, the first man walked out of the barn and declared, "I feel… like a pig." The second man walked out of the barn and declared, "I feel… like a cow."

The third man then walked out of the house and declared, "I feel… like a golf ball."

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