maximum area?
a farmer has 20 ft of fence that he wants to make a rectangular pen for his pig, using a barn for one of the sides. in square feet, what is the maximum area possible for the pen?
Did You Hear About The Hindu, The Jew, And The Evangelical Christian?
A Hindu, a Jew and an evangelical Christian were travelling together when they were overcome with fatigue.
They stopped at a farmhouse and asked for lodging, but the farmer said he only had room for two. One of them would have to spend the night in the barn.
"I’ll go," said the Hindu, and off he went.
A few minutes later, there was a knock at the back door. There stood the Hindu, exclaiming, "There’s a cow in there, and cows are sacred in my religion. It would be impossible for me to sleep in the same room as a cow."
The farmer then asked which of the other two would volunteer to sleep in the barn.
"I’ll go," said the Jew, and off he went.
A few minutes later there was a knock at the back door. It was the Jew. "There’s a pig in that barn. It wouldn’t be kosher for me to sleep there. I cannot do it!"
"Oh, all right," said the evangelical Christian. "I’ll go," and off he went.
A few moments later there was a knock on the door. It was the pig and the cow.
I hope that I don’t have to explain the punch line to everyone that reads the joke!!
Ok! I give up.
The Hindu won’t sleep with a cow.
The Jew won’t sleep with pig.
The cow and pig won’t sleep with the Christian.
How to care for a teddy bear guinea pig pup?
Any pics? Information about them? I have been looking, but i haven’t found much info.God Bless and Be Safe:)
Thanks for your answers:)
Cubes & Coroplast for guinea pig cages????
where do i buy that to build the guinea pig cages?? i looked online but i couldn’t come up with anything.
apparently this is the best thing and its supposed to be cheaper?? do you guys know??
sorry for all the questions. thanks in advance!! =)
the site you gave me dosen’t come up animal lover. thanks for the info though!! you helped alot!
Do You Think This Is Funny?
There was three girls. A red hair, a burnette and a blonde. They went to a farm to steal stuff but the farmer heard foot steps so he went out to see if there anything wrong. While he was coming out the red hair hid behind the pigs, the burnette hid behind the cows and the blonde hid behind the potatoes. Then the farmer went to the pigs section and the red hair said oink oink, so the farmer went to the cow section and the burnette said moo moo. So he went to the potato patch and the blonde said POTATO POTATO, tell if you laughed at it xD
Guinea Pigs cages, comforts, etc….?
We have decided on a guinea pig for our grandson, aged 8….we now have to house him…and need some help….any and all ideas are welcome for this little one’s home, food, health and socialization of this new home…we also would like recommendations about the type of guinea pig best suited for a up and learning 8 year old….thank you…
A lawyer, a Rabbi and a Hindu?
A lawyer and two friends–a Rabbi, and a Hindu holy man–had car trouble in the countryside and asked to spend the night with a farmer.
The farmer said, "There might be a problem. You see, I only have room for two to sleep in the house. So one of you must sleep in the barn."
"No problem," chimed the Rabbi. "My people wandered in the desert for forty years. I am humble enough to sleep in the barn for one evening." With that he departed to the barn, and the others bedded down for the night.
Moments later a knock was heard at the door; the farmer opened the door. There stood the Rabbi from the barn. "What’s wrong?" asked the farmer. He replied, "I am grateful to you, but I just can’t sleep in the barn. There is a pig in the barn, and my faith believes that is an unclean animal."
His Hindu friend agrees to swap places with him. But a few minutes later the same scene reoccurs. There is a knock on the door. "What’s wrong?" the farmer asks. The Hindu holy man replies, "I, too, am grateful for your helping us out, but there is a cow in the barn. In my country cows are considered sacred and I can’t sleep on holy ground!"
That left only the lawyer to make the change. He grumbled and complained, but went out to the barn. Moments later there was another knock on the farmer’s door. Frustrated and tired, the farmer opens the door, and there stood the pig and the cow.
a logic question for ya………………..?
Tom, Zeno and Rosa are a farmer, pilot and a doctor. Zeno cant tell a pig from a hog. neither he nor Rosa is a pilot. match each person with his or her occupation.
Super tough riddle…?
"A farmer has 30 pigs and 28 chickens. How many did not?"
Hint: the answer is a number, and it is within the riddle!
This cock sure was horny….don’t you think?
Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a special rooster – one that would service all of his many hens.
When he told this to the market vendor, the vendor replied, "I have just the rooster for you. Henry here is the horniest rooster you will ever see!"
So the farmer took Henry back to the farm. Before setting him loose in the hen house though, he gave Henry a little pep talk. "Henry", he said, "I’m counting on you to do your stuff." And without a word, Henry then strutted into the hen house.
Henry was as fast as he was furious, mounting each hen like a thunderbolt. There was much squawking and many feathers flying, till Henry had finished having his way with each hen. But Henry didn’t stop there, he went in to the barn and mounted all the horses, one by one and still at the same frantic pace. Then he went to the pig house where he did the same.
The farmer, watching all of this with disbelief, cried out, "Stop, Henry, you’ll kill yourself." But Henry continued, seeking out each farm animal in the same manner.
Well the next morning, the farmer looked out and saw Henry lying there on his lawn. His legs were up in the air, his eyes rolled back, and his long tongue hanging out. A buzzard was already circling above Henry.
The farmer walked up to Henry saying, "Oh you poor thing, look what you did, you’ve gone and killed yourself. I warned you big buddy."
"Shhhhh," Henry whispered, "The buzzard is getting closer."