A rabbi, a hindu, and a lawyer stop at a farm one night. They ask for a place to stay. The farmer tells them he can put two up in the house but one will have to sleep in the barn. The hindu not wanting to be selfish offers to sleep in the barn, but is back in 5 mins. "I cannot sleep in the same building as a cow, they are sacred." So the rabbi offers next. He is bcak in 5 mins. also. "I cannot sleep in the same building as swine for they are unclean," he says. Grumpily the lawyer gets up muttering he’ll sleep in the barn. About 15 mins. later the cow and pig are knocking on the door.

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