In my LA class, we are doing different variations to famous nursery ryhmes. For example Humpty Dumpty. So I picked 3 Blind Mice, and one variation is Text/Iming Slang. This is what I Got:
Three blind mice, three blind mice,
See how they run, see how they run,
They all ran after the farmer’s wife,
Who cut off their tails with a carving knife,
Did you ever see such a thing in your life,
As three blind mice?

Lol, but yea omg I 4got to tell u a story I just heard!

Rlly? Cool lol what is it?

KK so I heard from this guy who new this guy who new a guys cousin who wuz like wlking and we passed by a farm or w/e and he saw these 3 blind mice there!

how’d he no they wre blind?

o cuz they had blck glasses or something lol but lemme finish! KK so they were chasing this lady! and I saw that their tails were like cut off it was so random lol. Sources told me that the farmer’s wife cut their tails with a carving knife! hve u ever seen something like that in ur life?

NO! That’s so funny! I literally LOL”D! Now…lemme tell u bout these 3 PIGS I heard about…

If you have suggestions i would love to hear it, thank you!

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