a farmer decides he wants to breed his pigs so he decides to take them to the vet . the vet tells the farmer that they need to be insemenated. Not wanting to sound stupid the farmer nods and leaves. he had no idea what that meant . so the next day , the farmer goes out to the pig pen scratching his head and decides that the vet meant he had to have sex with them. so he loads the pigs into the back of his pick-up and drives them out to the woods. after half an hour of bangin the hogs he drives em back and puts them in the pen. the next day the farmer goes out to the pen and decides he didn’t do such a good job and loads the pigs back into the pick-up. this goes on for the next three days. on the fourth day the farmer goes out to the pen and finds the pigs all missing. he runs back to the house and yells for his wife"honey….all the pigs are gone." she responds, "no…they’re out in your truck, honking the horn for you."

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