Three guys are stranded way out in the middle of nowhere, one is a Cardinal fan, another is a Dodger fan, and last one a Cub fan. They decide they have a long way to go before they can come upon any city so they are looking for a place to spend the night… They come upon this old farmhouse and go up to door, they explain there problem and tell the farmer they need a good nights rest for a big day tomorrow, the farmer says he has two beds in the house they can use but one of them will have to go out to the hog sty and sleep, he says it is warm out there but the old hog is really rank… The guys decide because of the hour they would take him up on it, the Dodger fan says I can take anything for one night and heads out to the sty, the other two climb in there beds and everybody goes to sleep… In a short time there is a knock on the door, opening it there is the Dodger fan, I can’t take it he says, so the Cardinal fan says I will switch with you it’s only the rest of night I can take it… So everyone goes back to sleep and Cardinal fan heads out to sty… Short time later another knock on the door they open it up and there is the Cardinal fan–no way he says, I can’t stand it… The Cub fan says the night is almost over I will go out there so everyone goes back to sleep… A little later there is a loud knock on the door they open it up and there is the pig—-

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