Old farmer lived way out in the country with his wife
and a big old pig. One day a traveling salesman
comes by and lo and behold there is the farmhouse and a big old pig running around outside with
three legs and a crutch. Salesman doesn’t know
what to think. Has to stop and check this out.
Knocks on the door and is invited in. Farmer starts talking , they are chatting. Salesman says "What is the story about the pig out there with three legs and
a crutch?" Farmer says "Wellllll, seee here now,
that ain’t no ordinary pig. One night we were all
asleep in the bed. The house caught on fire.
We didn’t wake up. If that pig had not got us out of bed to see what was wrong we would have died in that
there fire."
"Ok. OK." says the Salesman, but I still do not
see why he has three legs and a crutch."
"WELL," says the farmer "You cain’t eat a good
pig all at once."

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