Is the 3 little pigs the greatest Ambassador for Christianity?
My teacher said:
First 2 pigs were Atheists and so they would have been eaten by the wolf had the Christian pig not taken them to his house thus saved by Jesus ultimately
11 Responses
lisa
09 Feb 2010
missouri student
09 Feb 2010
LMAO!
Miss Peg
09 Feb 2010
Teachers don’t know everything. The three little pigs is a children’s story, not a religious one. The bible is full of religious stories, your teacher should stick to the bible instead of trying to invade secular stories.
Fireball
09 Feb 2010
no and how many candles were on your last cake????
str
DONT COME HERE JUST TO POKE FUN….GROW UP
Goethe
09 Feb 2010
PETA, maybe…
B B
09 Feb 2010
Christian pig?
LAMO
Does not play we
09 Feb 2010
Yes, that is how they get you to do what they want. Threaten you with death and eternal damnation. Otherwise everyone would be going "Get the F out of here, that is such a crock." But since they are terrified, they do as they are told.
Henry the VIX
09 Feb 2010
I can see your brain. You should get that checked out.
landie_man88
09 Feb 2010
Athiests? Really? Should they have not faced the wolf and when he attacked them, turn the other cheek? Or is this another case of the religious choosing one bit of the bible over another to back up whatever tripe(pun unintended) they happen to be spouting at the time?
Anyway, what has building and construction got to do with religion?
Skyman00
09 Feb 2010
Hmm, uhhh, See, I don’t remember the third little pig saying that he believed in Jesus. You must have read a different version. It must have been the version where the little pig says, "Praise the Lord that I built my house out of bricks. Now help me build a fire so we can boil the wolf to death and listen to him die, in screaming agony, Praise the Lord!" Get real! If he was such a Christian, then why didn’t he offer to feed the wolf? Don’t tell me that pigs are vegetarians and wolves are carnivores, so they couldn’t feed the wolf. I don’t buy that excuse, because pigs aren’t carpenters or brick masons either. If a pig can build a house, then by God, he can feed a wolf. Ha ha!
Stormwolf
09 Feb 2010
nah, the greatest discrimination against wolves
These three pigs walked into a bar. All three of them ordered a diet…with vodka. The first pig says to the bartender. Urm, what religion are you? And the guy says "I am Christian". Laughing the pig winks at the second pig. So the second pig says "what kinda Christian are ya"? And the bartender replies- "what do you mean what kind of Christian am I?" The #2 pigs says, "well there are different kinds of Christians. Are you born again"? "well no, I was born right the first time". So the #2 looks to the #3 and winks. #3 says "well, have you ever heard of Gnostic Christianity"? The bartender blanches of course, cos Sylvia Browne is a false prophet and she is sent by the devil. *shaking* He replies, " NO!" So the third pigs says- "well the three of us are thinking that you are in a cult". The bartender just starts to stammer and he looks at the three of them and says " I AM NOT A CULT MEMBER!" So the pigs all start laughing and walk outside. The #1 pigs says behind him -"JESUS IS NOT GOD!!" and the three of them ran away gleefully.