A farmer has pigs and chickens. She counted 140 eyes and 200 legs. How many pigs and how many chickens were there? Equation and answer please.

Old farmer lived way out in the country with his wife
and a big old pig. One day a traveling salesman
comes by and lo and behold there is the farmhouse and a big old pig running around outside with
three legs and a crutch. Salesman doesn’t know
what to think. Has to stop and check this out.
Knocks on the door and is invited in. Farmer starts talking , they are chatting. Salesman says "What is the story about the pig out there with three legs and
a crutch?" Farmer says "Wellllll, seee here now,
that ain’t no ordinary pig. One night we were all
asleep in the bed. The house caught on fire.
We didn’t wake up. If that pig had not got us out of bed to see what was wrong we would have died in that
there fire."
"Ok. OK." says the Salesman, but I still do not
see why he has three legs and a crutch."
"WELL," says the farmer "You cain’t eat a good
pig all at once."

Horny Rooster

A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a special rooster – one that would service all of his many hens.

When he told this to the market vendor, the vendor replied, "I have just the rooster for you. Henry here is the horniest rooster you will ever see!"

So the farmer took Henry back to the farm. Before setting him loose in the hen house though, he gave Henry a little pep talk. "Henry", he said, "I’m counting on you to do your stuff." And without a word, Henry then strutted into the hen house.

Henry was as fast as he was furious, mounting each hen like a thunderbolt. There was much squawking and many feathers flying, till Henry had finished having his way with each hen. But Henry didn’t stop there, he went in to the barn and mounted all the horses, one by one and still at the same frantic pace. Then he went to the pig house where he did the same.

The farmer, watching all of this with disbelief, cried out, "Stop, Henry, you’ll kill yourself." But Henry continued, seeking out each farm animal in the same manner.

Well the next morning, the farmer looked out and saw Henry lying there on his lawn. His legs were up in the air, his eyes rolled back, and his long tongue hanging out. A buzzard was already circling above Henry.

The farmer walked up to Henry saying, "Oh you poor thing, look what you did, you’ve gone and killed yourself. I warned you big buddy."

"Shhhhh," Henry whispered, "The buzzard is getting closer."

A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a special rooster – one that would service all of his many hens.

When he told this to the market vendor, the vendor replied, "I have just the rooster for you. Henry here is the horniest rooster you will ever see!"

So the farmer took Henry back to the farm. Before setting him loose in the hen house though, he gave Henry a little pep talk. "Henry", he said, "I’m counting on you to do your stuff." And without a word, Henry then strutted into the hen house.

Henry was as fast as he was furious, mounting each hen like a thunderbolt. There was much squawking and many feathers flying, till Henry had finished having his way with each hen. But Henry didn’t stop there, he went in to the barn and mounted all the horses, one by one and still at the same frantic pace. Then he went to the pig house where he did the same.

The farmer, watching all of this with disbelief, cried out, "Stop, Henry, you’ll kill yourself." But Henry continued, seeking out each farm animal in the same manner.

Well the next morning, the farmer looked out and saw Henry lying there on his lawn. His legs were up in the air, his eyes rolled back, and his long tongue hanging out. A buzzard was already circling above Henry.

The farmer walked up to Henry saying, "Oh you poor thing, look what you did, you’ve gone and killed yourself. I warned you big buddy."

"Shhhhh," Henry whispered, "The buzzard is getting closer."

This is my best pet story…please star if you like it. Thx.

A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a special rooster and told this to the market vendor.

The vendor replied: "I have just the rooster for you. This here is the horniest rooster you will ever see!"

So the farmer bought the rooster and took him back to the farm. Before setting him loose in the hen house, though, he gave the rooster a little pep talk: he said, "I’m counting on you to do your stuff." And with that, the rooster strutted into the hen house.

The rooster was as fast as he was furious, mounting each hen like a thunderbolt. There was much squawking and many feathers flying, till the rooster had finished having his way with each hen. But, the rooster didn’t stop there.

The rooster went into the barn and mounted all of the horses, one by one, and still at the same frantic pace.

Then he went to the pig house, where he did the same.

The farmer, watching all of this with disbelief cried out, "Stop, you crazy rooster! You’ll kill yourself!" But the rooster continued, seeking out each farm animal in the same manner.

Well, the next morning, the farmer looked out and saw the rooster lying there on his lawn. His legs were up in the air, his eyes rolled back, and his long tongue hanging out. A couple of buzzards were already circling above the rooster.

The farmer walked up to the rooster saying, "Oh you poor thing, look what you did, you’ve gone and killed yourself. I warned you, little buddy."

"Shhhhhhh," the rooster whispered, "The buzzards are getting closer."

Horny Rooster

A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a special rooster – one that would service all of his many hens.

When he told this to the market vendor, the vendor replied, "I have just the rooster for you. Henry here is the horniest rooster you will ever see!"

So the farmer took Henry back to the farm. Before setting him loose in the hen house though, he gave Henry a little pep talk. "Henry", he said, "I’m counting on you to do your stuff." And without a word, Henry then strutted into the hen house.

Henry was as fast as he was furious, mounting each hen like a thunderbolt. There was much squawking and many feathers flying, till Henry had finished having his way with each hen. But Henry didn’t stop there, he went in to the barn and mounted all the horses, one by one and still at the same frantic pace. Then he went to the pig house where he did the same.

The farmer, watching all of this with disbelief, cried out, "Stop, Henry, you’ll kill yourself." But Henry continued, seeking out each farm animal in the same manner.

Well the next morning, the farmer looked out and saw Henry lying there on his lawn. His legs were up in the air, his eyes rolled back, and his long tongue hanging out. A buzzard was already circling above Henry.

The farmer walked up to Henry saying, "Oh you poor thing, look what you did, you’ve gone and killed yourself. I warned you big buddy."

"Shhhhh," Henry whispered, "The buzzard is getting closer."

A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a special rooster and told this to the market vendor.
The vendor replied: "I have just the rooster for you. Jake here is the horniest rooster you will ever see!"
So the farmer bought Jake and took him back to the farm. Before setting him loose in the hen house, though, he gave Jake a little pep talk: "Jake," he said, "I’m counting on you to do your stuff." And with that, Jake strutted into the hen house.
Jake was as fast as he was furious, mounting each hen like a thunderbolt. There was much squawking and many feathers flying, till Jake had finished having his way with each hen. But, Jake didn’t stop there.
Jake went into the barn and mounted all of the horses, one by one, and still at the same frantic pace.
Then he went to the pig house, where he did the same.
The farmer, watching all of this with disbelief cried out, "Stop, Jake! You’ll kill yourself!" But Jake continued, seeking out each farm animal in the same manner.
Well, the next morning, the farmer looked out and saw Jake lying there on his lawn. His legs were up in the air, his eyes rolled back, and his long tongue hanging out. A buzzard was already circling above Jake.
The farmer walked up to Jake saying, "Oh you poor thing, look what you did, you’ve gone and killed yourself. I warned you, little buddy."
"Shhhhhhh," Jake whispered, "The buzzard’s getting closer."

This is my best pet story…please star if you like it. Thx.

A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a special rooster and told this to the market vendor.

The vendor replied: "I have just the rooster for you. This here is the horniest rooster you will ever see!"

So the farmer bought the rooster and took him back to the farm. Before setting him loose in the hen house, though, he gave the rooster a little pep talk: he said, "I’m counting on you to do your stuff." And with that, the rooster strutted into the hen house.

The rooster was as fast as he was furious, mounting each hen like a thunderbolt. There was much squawking and many feathers flying, till the rooster had finished having his way with each hen. But, the rooster didn’t stop there.

The rooster went into the barn and mounted all of the horses, one by one, and still at the same frantic pace.

Then he went to the pig house, where he did the same.

The farmer, watching all of this with disbelief cried out, "Stop, you crazy rooster! You’ll kill yourself!" But the rooster continued, seeking out each farm animal in the same manner.

Well, the next morning, the farmer looked out and saw the rooster lying there on his lawn. His legs were up in the air, his eyes rolled back, and his long tongue hanging out. A couple of buzzards were already circling above the rooster.

The farmer walked up to the rooster saying, "Oh you poor thing, look what you did, you’ve gone and killed yourself. I warned you, little buddy."

"Shhhhhhh," the rooster whispered, "The buzzards are getting closer."

A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a special rooster – one that would service all of his many hens and when he told this to the market vendor, the vendor replied: "I have just the rooster for you. Randy here is the horniest rooster you will ever see!" So the farmer took Randy back to the farm. Before setting him loose in the hen house though, he gave Randy a little pep talk. "Randy", he said, "I’m counting on you to do your stuff". And without a word he strutted into the hen house. Randy was as fast as he was furious, mounting each hen like a thunderbolt. There was much squawking and many feathers flying, till Randy had finished having his way with each hen. But Randy didn’t stop there, he went in to the barn and mounted all the horses, one by one and still at the same frantic pace. Then he went to the pig house where he did the same. The farmer, watching all of this with disbelief, cried out, "Stop, Randy, you’ll kill yourself". But Randy continued, seeking out each farm animal in the same manner. Well the next morning, the farmer looked out and saw Randy lying there on his lawn. His legs were up in the air, his eyes rolled back, and his tongue hanging out. A buzzard was already circling above Randy. The farmer walked up to Randy saying, "Oh you poor thing, look what you did, you’ve gone and killed yourself. I warned you my little buddy"…."Shhhhh," Randy whispered, "The buzzard’s getting closer."

A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a special rooster—one that would service all of his many hens. When he told this to the market vendor, the vendor replied: “I have just the rooster for you. Henry here is the horniest rooster you will ever see!”

So the farmer took Henry back to the farm. Before setting him loose in the hen house, though, he gave Henry a little pep talk: “Henry,” he said, “I’m counting on you to do your stuff.” And without a word, Henry strutted into the henhouse.

Henry was as fast as he was furious, mounting each hen like a thunderbolt. There was much squawking and many feathers flying, until Henry had finished having his way with each hen. But Henry didn’t stop there.

Henry went into the barn and mounted all of the horses, one by one, and still at the same frantic pace. Then he went to the pig house, where he did the same. The farmer, watching all of this with disbelief cried out, “Stop, Henry!! You’ll kill yourself!!”

But Henry continued, seeking out each farm animal in the same manner.

Well, the next morning, the farmer looked out and saw Henry lying there on his lawn. His legs were up in the air, his eyes rolled back, and his long tongue hanging out. A buzzard was already circling above Henry. The farmer walked up to Henry saying, “Oh you poor thing, look what you did, you’ve gone and killed yourself. I warned you little buddy.”

“Shhhhhhh,” Henry whispered, “The buzzard’s getting closer.”