A lawyer driving on a highway notices a crowd on an intersection.
With his urge to get into the thick crowd and see the action, he
shouted, "I’M THE SON OF THE VICTIM." Upon hearing this, the people made way for him to get through.
There he saw, bloody and helpless lying on the street …a pig
bumped by a trailer truck!
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Wife: Let’s break up! I can’t leave with you anymore!
Husband: Ok! I will have this house!
Wife: Ok! My farm!
Husband: My car!
Wife: Do not take the driver with you! He is mine a long time!
Husband: No, he is mine!!!!
——————–
Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother, “Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today!”
Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, “It reminded me of a peanut.”

Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally’s Mom asked, “Really small, was it?”

Sally replied, “No… salty!”

Mom fainted.

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I know a little about horses. Ive been taking riding lessons since October. My mom had a horse so she told me a little things too and I got a horse vet book.

So If you know a book that tells a lot about horse, please tell me what the title and author is.
And I don’t want a little kid book but I’m 15 so no super hard book either.

Also I would like one on Potbelly pigs. Which I don’t know anything about really.
One main thing I want to learn about horses is the different kinds.

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I’m 13 and can be mature at times haha. Lol, I’ve been doing research on rabbit for a few months and read they’re not to hard to care for. Is this true?I’ve always liked rabbits more than guinea pigs but don’t know how hard they’re to care for. My mom owned a guinea pig when I was very young and said it was horrible. Some people say guinea pigs love cuddling while others say they are timid and shy even if you play with them….

So in your opinion or personal experience which is harder to care for?!

Thanks!
Add:::; I would litter train the rabbit so pooping and peeing everywhere wouldn’t be a huge issue
Lol, and the rabbit itself does not smell. It is their urine which smells. If you clean the litter out everyday/other day it doesn’t smell as bad.

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I want an animal that loves to cuddle and be held and petted, I have tried for a very long time and this is what ive come up with:

Dogs- require too much attention, i go to school monday-friday for 8 hours a day and felt guilty because i didnt give it the attention she neede.

Cats- the laziest beasts ever! had a few and all they want to do is sleep, yawn, or look at you like you are entirely stupid (which i may be =])

Guinea Pigs- sweet little creatures, but a bit noisy and expensive to keep up =]

Ferrets- these are my favorite, such sweeties, but they are verrrry hard to clean up after…plus they steal your stuff

Any kind of rodent, spider, reptile is out because my mom HATES creepy crawlies and snakes and such.

So im thinking a Netherland dwarft rabbit. Tell me every thing you can about them im having trouble getting first hand responses from people. Which is the best breed, boy or girl, of course what ever i get will be fixed. What games can i play with them and how big a cage?
EVERYTHING you know would be helpful.

So, thank you much!
i love you all!

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My dad doesn’t like them but my mom is allergic to all oher animals and I mean seriously allergic. she will DIE.
P.S. im a vegetarian– I Will NOT EAT IT!!!!!!!

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Ok so I made her a booklet and everything. She won’t tell what she’s thinking about and avoids all conversation about it. I have 3 cats and i have thought about ways to keep the cavies safe and I wouldn’t even lets them in the room or the cavy out without a playpen. I’m not trying to be cocky but i’m very responsible and smart, i know i am. I understand more than people my age and i am more mature than most of my peers. I love animals and appreciate every little thing people say to me. So when I want my guinea pigs this bad and have done research on them, it drives me nuts! I try to ask her about it but she tries to avoid it completely! When i had my first 2 cats my mom promised me a bird. I was so excited but later my mom asked me if i would want another cat instead. I was younger back then and a little oblivious let alone caught up in the excitement. So i agreed and we got Carly our 3rd cat. I love all of my cats and my dad’s dog dearly but i want something new, I always have. I have gone from snakes, to terrapins, sugar gliders, hamsters and finally guinea pigs. I honestly think they are the best for me. One problem she won’t let me get one! (or 2) I appreciate all my animals but i want my own responsibility so i have someone who relies on me. I want responsibility. I love animals and i want to be familiar with different animals. My parents are divorced and my dad just got a dog. One of my moms concerns is that she’ll be stuck taking care of them when im at my dads house. I know they don’t like to travel but my dad’s house is literally a block away! ( i know weird) I’m getting my own room at my dads house soon because his house is going under renovation. I would take care of them in my room. I would have a cage set up there too probably still a C&C cage but a slightly smaller one like 2×3. I really want them and i don’t want to beg for them. I feel like she won’t talk to me and she’s not doing any research. I don’t even know why she doesn’t want them! It pisses me off because its like shes given up already without doing research. Like she hears me but shes not interested enough to give it a chance. If you could help me convince her or give suggestions thanks!!
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Also I have done tons of research to the point of answer other questions on here. I really think i can be a good owner
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also : I will adopt from a local guinea pig and hamster rescue.

i’m not pestering my mom but she won’t talk about it at all!
Teresa Curcurio I appreciate you trying to help but i have done tons of research on guinea pigs, i’m a straight A student and im very mature. I’m fine with waiting but i just want a permission. I think waiting a month for a horse is different from waiting 6 months for guinea pigs. Thanks for trying to help but don’t question my maturity when waiting a month is a lot for you.

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I really want a guinea pig and have for a while. I want to convince my mom that I’m able to take care of a guinea pig, but I’m not sure how too. I’m very responsible, and I’ve been doing as much as I can to convince her, I completly cleaned out my room and got rid of all the stuff I don’t use, I’ve been keeping up with my school work, getting good grades and lots more. I have enough money to get the guinea pig, the cage and food for a while and will be able to save up enough money to keep up everything I need too. Are there any other ways I can convince my mom that I am responsible enough to have a guinea pig? I’m 13 by the way
I like the idea of borrowing my friends
I know all about the guinea pigs, and i know that they bite rarely. I don’t need to know all the bad things about guinea pigs, i already know about all that!!!

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Ok so I made her a booklet and everything. She won’t tell what she’s thinking about and avoids all conversation about it. I have 3 cats and i have thought about ways to keep the cavies safe and I wouldn’t even lets them in the room or the cavy out without a playpen. I’m not trying to be cocky but i’m very responsible and smart, i know i am. I understand more than people my age and i am more mature than most of my peers. I love animals and appreciate every little thing people say to me. So when I want my guinea pigs this bad and have done research on them, it drives me nuts! I try to ask her about it but she tries to avoid it completely! When i had my first 2 cats my mom promised me a bird. I was so excited but later my mom asked me if i would want another cat instead. I was younger back then and a little oblivious let alone caught up in the excitement. So i agreed and we got Carly our 3rd cat. I love all of my cats and my dad’s dog dearly but i want something new, I always have. I have gone from snakes, to terrapins, sugar gliders, hamsters and finally guinea pigs. I honestly think they are the best for me. One problem she won’t let me get one! (or 2) I appreciate all my animals but i want my own responsibility so i have someone who relies on me. I want responsibility. I love animals and i want to be familiar with different animals. My parents are divorced and my dad just got a dog. One of my moms concerns is that she’ll be stuck taking care of them when im at my dads house. I know they don’t like to travel but my dad’s house is literally a block away! ( i know weird) I’m getting my own room at my dads house soon because his house is going under renovation. I would take care of them in my room. I would have a cage set up there too probably still a C&C cage but a slightly smaller one like 2×3. I really want them and i don’t want to beg for them. I feel like she won’t talk to me and she’s not doing any research. I don’t even know why she doesn’t want them! It pisses me off because its like shes given up already without doing research. Like she hears me but shes not interested enough to give it a chance. If you could help me convince her or give suggestions thanks!!
Also I have done tons of research to the point of answer other questions on here. I really think i can be a good owner

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My guinea pig was outside when we brought him back in, we found some fly eggs on them. None of the eggs have hatched. My mom combed some of them out, and sprayed him with some Ultra Care TM Flea and Tick Spray for hamsters, gerbils, Guinea pigs and mice. Then we gave him a bath. Will this work? Is there more we can do, if so, what? Any advice is much appreciated.
Please help, not sure what to do

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I really want a micro pig. No, I don’t want a pot belly pig. I want those cute little teacup pigs. My mom won’t let me get a dog because they are, and I quote, "stank and too expensive with all the vet trips and shots". But a micro pig does not smell bad, don’t have fur, and they are smarter than a dog. It seems like the perfect pet for me. But what I want to know is, what are micro pigs like as pets? How big do they get? Where can you buy them in America?

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