I live in an area where farming is the way of life. For the last few years it seems like the more big city people come into the area, the more protesting there is on the local farmers and their livelihood. Turkey, pig and dairy farms are most farmers why of life here but now when you drive down one of our county roads you see signs reading "NO MORE(whatever type of farm)! THEY STINK!" 99% of the signs come from families that have moved from a major city to the country for a more "peaceful" home life.
Where do people think the food comes from when they go to the store and buy it? Do they think that it just magically appears for them to buy? The country smells expecially in the hot days of summer when the sun is heating up the "waste" on the farms.
Now people are complaining of cows "mooing" into the wee hours of the night and calling the cops on the farmers that have them.
Why move the the country if you can’t stand the byproducts of where your food comes from?

My grandpa died yesterday and I am16 and really want to say this at his funeral, I also want to put this picture up on the screen when I say it. (it was me and him in his barn) He was a farmer for 50 years.
This is the pic:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/photogurl92/3811954244/

"Most people could claim that they have the best grandpa. But they would be lieying. Because I truly did. Fred Huntley was the greatest grandpa in the world. I have so many great memories or him. Grandpa always called me rosebud. Even with his old age, he never failed to call me my nickname, and he always called my sister buttercup. I loved my Grandpa because he always included me in the farmingactivitiess of the day. Weather it was plowing in theFieldd, or milking a cow, or feeding the pig Ernistein. I always thought that grandpa was the best Grandpa because he was sweet and kind, and although he looked like he was big and tough on the outside, all he was was a big teddy bear on the inside. I loved my Grandpa, and I hope he will visit me in my dreams. I love you Grandpa. Thank you."

IS THAT GOOD? ANY SUGGESTIONS?

A rabbi, a hindu, and a lawyer stop at a farm one night. They ask for a place to stay. The farmer tells them he can put two up in the house but one will have to sleep in the barn. The hindu not wanting to be selfish offers to sleep in the barn, but is back in 5 mins. "I cannot sleep in the same building as a cow, they are sacred." So the rabbi offers next. He is bcak in 5 mins. also. "I cannot sleep in the same building as swine for they are unclean," he says. Grumpily the lawyer gets up muttering he’ll sleep in the barn. About 15 mins. later the cow and pig are knocking on the door.

George Bush, the Indian Prime Minister, and the Israeli President was driving cross country. Suddenly, their car broke down so they went to a nearby farm house to spend the night. The farmer said the room can only accomodate 2 people, so 1 can stay in the barn. The Indian decided to stay at the barn.

After an hour, there was a knock on the door, Bush opened the door and found the Indian PM and said, "Sorry, I can’t stay in the barn, there’s a cow. I can’t live with a holy animal." So the Israeli pres volunteered to stay in the barn while Bush and the Indian PM stayed in the room.

After 30 minutes, a knock on the door. It was the Israeli pres, he said, "there’s a pig in the barn, i can’t sleep with an unclean animal." So there was no choice but for Bush to sleep in the barn while the Israeli pres and Indian PM slept in the room.

After 1 minute, there were many loud knocks at the door. The israeli pres and indian pm opened the door and was surpirsed to see all the farm animals!
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hello, for my english class i have to write an essay and the prompt is to pick a theme an explain how the theme is displayed throughtout the story. my theme is FOLLOWING A LEADER BLINDLY WILL RESULT IN BEING MANIPULATED. this is what i have so far and it doesn’t sound right so can someone help me fix it?

In the novel Animal Farm, George Orwell presents the theme of that when one chooses to follow a leader blindly, it will result in being manipulated. The gruesome tale of Animal Farm consists of animals loathing their life at Manor Farm. The animals decide they had enough of the farmer’s cruel ways and rebel against Mr. Jones; they win and decide to rename the farm into Animal Farm. It starts out well, but soon it takes a turn for the unthinkable. The ideals of the revolution on which the animals had placed so much of their hope can’t be sustained because of Napoleon, the pig. The wreaking havoc He takes over with vengeance and misery comes over the farm. Ultimately, the animals, the leader, and the
To begin with, the animals on Animal Farm have a huge part in this ordeal. The animals are simple minded, they follow the diabolical Napoleon without a thought they place all their trust in him.

thanx for your time

The English stereotype being selfishness, pig-headedness, arrogance and stupidity through self-inflicted ignorance.

Here are a few to get you started.

Morris calls Easyjet to book a flight. The operator asks ‘How many people are flying with you?’

Morris replies ‘I dont know! It’s your f***ing plane!!’
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Two English couples decided to swap partners for the night. After 3 hours of amazing sex Morris says to Nigel ‘I wonder how the girls are getting on’

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Farmer Morris is said to be shocked at finding out all his cows have Bluetongue. ‘Well bugger me’ he said, ‘I didnt even know they had mobile phones!’

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Morris takes his new wife to bed on their wedding night. She undresses & lies on the bed spreadeagled & says ‘You know what I want dont you?’

‘Yeah,’ says Morris. ‘The whole friggin’ bed by the looks of it!’

FAVORITE COLOR:
red-I went to
orange-i tripped over
yellow-i sat on
green-i hugged
blue-He ran over
purple-he punched
teal-she trampled on
violet-she kicked at
black- I need
brown-i crashed into
pink-He drank
silver-she slapped

1-the horse
2-your grandpa
3-an apple
4-the door
5-your face
6-my cat
7-the old lady’s purse
8-the teacher
9-my school
10-the pig
11-the floor
12-the computer
13-the pack of cards
14-your mom
15-my sister
16-my crush
17-my textbook
18-his hat
19-my house
20-the leaf of lettuce
21-the movie
22-my friend’s brother
23-my head
24-The onion
25-the peach
26-my thumb
27-the moon
28-the sidewalk
29-the tree
30-the farmer’s potatoes
31-the gorilla

red-b/c my teacher told me to
orange-b/c my fish was sick
yellow-b/c i felt like eating ice cream
green-because i wanted to
blue-because i hate school
purple-because i love to play chess
black-because i think math is cool.
brown-because i was super angry
grey-because i dared myself to.
pink-because my rabbit commanded me to.

EXAMPLE: Say you like green, you were born on the 5th and you are wearing purple. Your sentence would be: I HUGGED YOUR FACE BECAUSE I LOVE TO PLAY CHESS. lol Have fun!

And tell me if you want more!
for the first part, you can make it I. So instead of HE RAN OVER, make it I RAN OVER. It makes more sense.

A farmer and his wife were lying in bed one evening. She was knitting and he was reading the latest issue of Animal Husbandry. He looked up from the page and said to her, ‘Did you know that humans are the only species in which the female achieves orgasm?’
She looked at him wistfully, smiled, and replied, ‘Oh yeah? Prove it.’
He frowned for a moment and said, ‘OK,’ then got up and walked out, leaving his wife with a confused look on her face.
About half an hour later he returned all tired and sweaty. ‘Well, the cow and the sheep definitely didn’t have one. But the way that pig squealed, it’s hard to tell!’

I live in Oregon and we have little or no wild hogs. They call them ferrel pigs and are shot and reported on sight. The point is I hunt everything legal in my state and my wife who has never hunted, expressed interest in hunting hogs. She loves bacon and ham, knows how to use a gun and wants to do it. I am probably going to have to travel and would like to get advice. It is very important to her that it provides food for the family. It is important to me she has fun. I have seen the little javilina pigs and I don’t know if they are good eating but they would not make very good photos. I would like to find the closest largest most cost effective pig to hunt.
what kind of pigs do the hawian people eat at a luau

A hindu priest, rabbi and a lawyer were driving down the road, when the car breaks down. Fortunately finding a farmhouse nearby, the farmer informed them that he had only one spare room, and that it had only two twin beds.

They were welcome to it, but one of them had to sleep in the barn. After much discussion, the hindu volunteered to go to the barn. A few moments later, a knock on the bedroom door, and the hidu explained that there was a cow in the barn, and cows are sacred and he could not possibly sleep in the barn with a cow.

Annoyed, the rabbi volunteered. A few moments later, a knock on the door. The rabbi explained that there was a pig in the barn and that he, being very orthodox, could not possibly spend the evening in the barn with the origin of pork.

Finally the lawyer said that he would go to the barn.

A few moments later there was a knock on the door. It was the cow and the pig……