Hi I am Chuck. I drive 1976 LTD with spoiler T rims. I am a Pig Farmer. I’m looking far a wife. Both of my teeth are very white. I use Brylcreem. I am cute. Must be able to cook which might eliminate 99.9% of yawl. I like tofu and grits far breakfast. I have 9 dogs. We must share our trailer wud Uncle Pete and his wife. Cousin Billy and his gal, George and his husband, and auntie Bob. I love walks on the Farm. Romantic hay ride with the dogs. I am 4.11 ft. and 300 lbs of nothing but sweet pig farming baby boy. My Ideal date must dip same brand of snuff. If you feel that you are that lucky puppy give this pig farmer a squeal.

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yet we have to change the name of swine flu to help the Iowan pig farmer?

Texas republican… Iowa Democrat. Coincidence?
Yes and Iowa did go democrat in 2008. do your own research
oh heck, I know you guys are too dumb.

http://www.dcpoliticalreport.com/members/2008/polls08.htm

Marcia, the right needs to give up the victim status??? isn’t that the lefts poker hand the last 8 years?
I see I asked a tough question the liberals do not want to answer. It really is all about voter base isn’t it?
I see I asked a tough question the liberals do not want to answer. It really is all about voter base isn’t it?

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What’s up with that Mississippi pig farmer suing everyone in sight for his drunk son’s death?
Suing the bar/owner for serving him?
suing the bar manager for letting him drink, and leave?
-suing the tow truck for being in the lane and helping?
suing the stalled cars owner for not getting his car off the road?

this father is an idiot. why not sue the following also?
–the patrons who gave his son the free drinks
–the town for not having a law that says bar patrons must blow into a sobriety machine before leaving
–the local police for not pulling him over for not having his seatbelt on
–the girl that his son was on the phone with, she was distracting him (probably having phone sex)
–the pot dealer who sold his son the weed
–the car rental place that let his son have another vehicle after he crashed his other one a week earlier
–his son’s wife/widow, why wasn’t she living in St.Louis, he would’ve gone straight home
–scheduler, if it was a night game, he wouldn’t have been drivin

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Carry on from where I leave off, lets keep it original… and yet not totally off the wall.. i’m not high yet.

Once upon a time there was a pig farmer named Qwetlebert…

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yes I am a girl. I get called a boy basicly all the time. when i go to the doctors, the dentist, even at the store. i am 11 and i have had my hair short ever since i was like 6. i act like a boy i look like a boy but i hate long hair on me and i will never be a girly girl, i just dont know what to do. my 14 year old sister even calls me a boy.
(dont laugh at this) I want to be a pig farmer when i get older.

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the other night i had a dream that Jesus wanted to speak with me. I went to him and he took my hands and told me that he was sorry that he had to put me through all the things in my past but he felt that i had to learn from them, and now with the new year I had new things to learn. he then rose and parted his hands and prayed to God aloud, refering to him as ‘my father’ multiple times. he prayed for my well being and protection in my future. He then went on to tell me that events were going to start up, and when i come across a pig farmer i am to take his pot of water. the dream continued, and i did encounter the pig farmer. i took the pot from him, but inside was not water but i cant really remember what really happened.
Aside from the pig farmer thing… with the new year i made my resolution to be that i should put my life in God’s hands and have faith that he is going to lead me down the right path in my life.

I have said i would do this before, but i was really upset one night and i was tired of being upset over the same thing and thus i made this vow, and then this dream. I always have vivid dreams and i am a strong believer that a dream is dreamt for a reason…

what do you think of dreams with Jesus in them? what do you think of my situation?

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When my boyfriend called me tonight he was laughing with his mom and his mom was saying something like "Is your name Jess suey" because I guess suey means pig in chinese? Well my dad raises pigs so thats why pigs is always a topic with them teasing me and then he called me a pig farmer and he knows Im NOT a pig farmer and he knows I hate it when he calls me that. And he was laughing with his mom about it (we’re 16) and I was just quiet and he said "hello?" and I said "yeah?" and he said "why arent you talking?" and I said "because Im not sure I even want to talk to you right now" and so he said "well Im going to go then bye I love you" and I said love you and we hung up. I feel so angry and hurt that he would call me a pig farmer when he knows I hate it and I just want to tell him it made me hurt and angry but I know its going to start an argument and I dont want that. How can I go about it WITHOUT starting an argument?

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of testing. 1 moolas cause a problem for an airline by acting up. 2. They try to make a Texas pig farmer move his pigs from his land to make room for a mosk 3. Muslim taxi drivers in Minn. use thier religion as an excuse to be racist against blind people with dog guides. Are they testing the legal waters in America to weaken us?

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This is due tomorrow, so please help if you can. I have no idea how to do it. A pig farmer has 1050 piglets born on his farm. 495 of them are females. Is this normal variation? Could you please show me how to do it?

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Next week she’s going boxing, and choices are

A. Mr.Boston

B. Bryan- The Pig Farmer

C. Pumpkin

I pick Pumpkin.

Today’s episode was funny, especially her trying to seduce the guy to do her work haha.

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