My grandpa died and I want to say this at his funeral?

My grandpa died yesterday and I am16 and really want to say this at his funeral, I also want to put this picture up on the screen when I say it. (it was me and him in his barn) He was a farmer for 50 years.
This is the pic:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/photogurl92/3811954244/

"Most people could claim that they have the best grandpa. But they would be lieying. Because I truly did. Fred Huntley was the greatest grandpa in the world. I have so many great memories or him. Grandpa always called me rosebud. Even with his old age, he never failed to call me my nickname, and he always called my sister buttercup. I loved my Grandpa because he always included me in the farmingactivitiess of the day. Weather it was plowing in theFieldd, or milking a cow, or feeding the pig Ernistein. I always thought that grandpa was the best Grandpa because he was sweet and kind, and although he looked like he was big and tough on the outside, all he was was a big teddy bear on the inside. I loved my Grandpa, and I hope he will visit me in my dreams. I love you Grandpa. Thank you."

IS THAT GOOD? ANY SUGGESTIONS?

OMG! His parents think because I make money I should pay for his bills!?!?!?

My boyfriend and I live in his parents house. I been here for about a year because I got pregnant. He got a car and since his sister works for farmer insurance she got him on insurance without even mentioning it until the first bill came… I paid for that since he has no job obviously. So I save money and waste money because I get paid good. Today I was laying down with our baby while he got ready to go spend family guy time with his cousins and friends and play basketball and his sister came waddling and started cursing him out to pay her. Then she’s all "I see you have no job and wasting money on all this crap (>fixing the car, clothes, HEALTHY food because they live off pig grease and fat<) and you can’t pay me" They know it’s my money. I MADE IT CLEAR I WASNT RESPONSIBLE AND WASNT PAYING FOR IT. He understands but obviously they don’t. The point is they expect me to pay and buy stuff that isnt my resposibility. I pay for some utilitys and take care of my child and his needs. WTF?!

bill clinton joke??funny or not??/??last joke for this account??

Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly. Bill told his driver to go up to the farm house and explain to the owners what had happened.

About 1 hour later Bill sees his driver staggering back to the car with a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his clothes all ripped and torn.

"What happened to you?", asked Bill.

"Well, the Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the Cigar and his 19 year old daughter made mad passionate love to me," said the driver.

"My God, what did you tell them?", asks Clinton.

The driver replies, "I’m Bill Clinton’s driver, and I just killed the pig."

GIMME A STAR!!!!!

#2 joke…carefull it is a little gross :-p…rate is pls..?

A farmer and his wife were lying in bed one evening. She was knitting and he was reading the latest issue of Animal Husbandry. He looked up from the page and said to her, "Did you know that humans are the only species in which the female achieves orgasm?"
She looked at him wistfully, smiled, and replied, "Oh yeah? Prove it."
He frowned for a moment and said, "OK," then got up and walked out, leaving his wife with a confused look on her face.
About half an hour later he returned all tired and sweaty. "Well, the cow and the sheep definitely didn’t have one. But the way that pig squealed, it’s hard to tell!"

Have you read animal farm by george orwell? Could you tell me if my report covers everything please (:?

Prompt: Dynamic characters change throughout the course of a story. Compare and contrast a main character from the beginning of the story to the end. Provide specific evidence from the book and talk about the relative importance of the setting.

For my fourth quarter book report I read the book “Animal Farm”, written by George Orwell in 1945. This book was set at a farm, seeming to be written as if it were to be set during the Russian Revolution (1917-1945) were the animals play the role of revolutionaries. Most of the main characters were animals except for Mr. Jones, the often drunk farmer who ran the Manor farm before the animals took over. The main animals were Napoleon and Snowball, both which are pigs and who challenge each other for control over the farm. This was a story in which the animals overule Mr.Jones, and rename the farm, “The Animal Farm”. They set up as a commune in which, at first, all animals are equal. However, this soon emerges between the different animal species, the pigs being the "more equal species". The novel describes how a society’s ideologies can be manipulated and twisted by those in positions of social and political power. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_Farm) Throughout this essay I will tell you about the importance of the setting and describe the ways Napoleon changes over the course of the story.
The setting of this book was very important because it was set during the Russian Revolution in 1917 to 1945. This book was set during the Russian Revolution at Manor Farm. It symbolizes Russia and the Soviet Union under Communist Party rule. But more generally, Animal Farm stands for any human society, be it capitalist, socialist, fascist, or communist. It possesses the internal structure of a nation, with a government (the pigs), a
police force or army (the dogs), a working class (the other animals), and state holidays and rituals. Its location amid a number of hostile neighboring farms supports its symbolism as a political entity with diplomatic concerns. (http://www.sparknotes.com/lit/animalfarm/terms/theme_7.html) The setting being important because this is a time where these things such as racism and communism happened making this book a great story linking the rough times to a book where animals play Russian Revolutionaries.
Napoleon is one of the main pigs in the story. He is made out to be a bad guy from the start but somewhat changes throughout. One main change of character was when he and Snowball, the other pig, fought for the control of the farm. During this fight for control, he engages in suspicious activity, which breaks some of the seven commandments that all farm animals must live by. One for example was that every animal was to be treated equally. However, Napoleon adjusted the commandments saying, “All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than the others” (pg.?). They also caught him drinking the milk that everyone had gathered, which broke the commandment as well. Napoleon is untrustworthy and very selfish at this point and doesn’t care about anyone but himself. Later on Napoleon ordered the construction of the windmill. But when the windmill breaks, he is the first to blame Snowball. As the animals confess there s0 called “wrongdoing” they are executed as a sacrifice. They designed a new windmill and everyone had to build it except for the pigs and dogs. And after all of this, he changes the Seven Commandments prohibition against killing, drinking, and sleeping in beds. Then Napoleon makes a deal with Frederick, who tricks Napoleon by paying him for the wood with fake money and then invading the farm.
During the Battle of the Windmill, the windmill is destroyed, but the animals win, although they pay a high price. Napoleon attempts to cover the losses by saying it was a great victory for the animals. But while Napoleon tells the other animals to fight and die for the good of the farm, he himself is a coward. And to no suprise, Napoleon rewards himself as a hero, claiming full responsibility for the animal’s victory during the Battle of the Cowshed when in reality it was Snowball who had performed all the heroic acts in this battle. And this is where we start to see a change in Napoleon.
Napoleon here relizes that his acts have acted much like those of humans and admits at the end of the novel that he has decided to abolish the use of ‘comrade,’ and declares that the farm shall go back to its original name of Manor Farm, showing the
farm’s change of status going back to the beginning where humans took care of the animals.
So now you know a little about the book Animal Farm. And you know the importance of the setting and you see how Napoleon changes throughout the story. So if you would like to know more about The Animal Farm, then I suggest you read the book for yourself. (:
Un-sourced cites!
(All accessed on May 24th 2009)
§http://www.sparknotes.com/lit/animalfarm/
§Animal Farm. (2009, May 31). In Wikipedia, The Fr

Have you heard this one?

Mr. Bush and his driver were traveline by a country road when suddenly they hit a pig. Bush told to his driver to go to a near farm to explain the farmer what had happened to the animal. 2 hours later the driver got back smoking ciggar, with a bottle of wine in the other hand and with his clothing all wrinkled. "What happened?" Mr. Bush asked to the driver who answered "Well, the farmer gave me this bottle of wine, his wife the ciggar and their 19 years old daughter made love to me. "But what did you do for that to happened?" Mr. Bush asked and the driver answers "Al I did was saying ‘Hi, I’m Mr. Bush’s driver and I just killed the pig.’

Classical music in movie "Babe"?

I watched this old movie Babe about a little pig. The musical theme in this movie I think is some classical composition.
It’s also the melody of the song "If I had words to make a day for you…" You can hear it when the farmer is dancing.
Does anyone know what original classical piece of music this might be?
I found it, Symphony nr. 3 by Camille Saint-Saens. Thanks very much!!!

To Deceive Or Not To Deceive……?

That is the question….and it’s for buyers, not sellers. If you are looking at a horse, with an eye to buy, either online or in a publication, do you want to see the REAL horse? or is the Ol’ Lipstick On A Pig/Photoshop approach going to show you what you need to see.

I recently responded to a couple of questions dealing with fake tails on Quarter Horses, and touched off a firestorm of rants. I referred to using a photo of a horse wearing a fake tail as deceptive, (not ILLEGAL, by the way, and anyone who cannot differentiate between the two terms should not be doing business). After reading previous posts by those who yelped like a dog with a stepped-on tail, I was better able to judge their positions, but the issue remains the same…be ethical or not, as you choose…but own what you do. I guess a few people’s mamas skipped the lecture on "What EVERYBODY does has nothing to do with YOU!"

So what do you think? It would be nice if we kept it a civil discussion, by the way.
A lot of smoke is being blown on this one. The difference between deception and illegal is not unlike someone shaking his finger in our faces, saying I did NOT have sex with that woman…and then redefining what sex is so that it fits the template. And yes, of course horse dealers have been lying and cheating as a group for centuries…but the last time I looked, the ratings on that last post showed people 3/1 want an honest description.

The issue is not something as silly as a fake tail, although I suppose we should be grateful that at least QH people haven’t gotten around to breaking tails yet. And God forbid I would be trying to "play with the big boys"….been there, done that. It isn’t about clean vs. dirty, or standing square vs. any which way. It’s about representing things as they ARE. Some of you say you certainly wouldn’t WORK your reining or Western Riding horse in a falsie….so aside from affectation, what’s the point? Maybe they aren’t working horses anymore
First, this was directed at buyers, to see what kind of treatment they would want from sellers. It really comes as no surprise that a seller would defend this practice, which detracts from the traditional workability of a great breed, or that someone who supports this affectation would get nasty. With all due respect, you make my point.

And there is nothing uncivil in wanting to keep the tail whole and natural.

18 Holes Joke?

Three men who worked on a farm were interested in his 18 beautiful daughters. So one day the first man walked up to the farmer and asked him, "Sir, may I please sleep with your 18 beautiful daughters?" The farmer replied, "No, but you may sleep with my pigs." The second man went up to the farmer and asked, "Sir, may I please sleep with your 18 beautiful daughters?" The farmer replied, "No, but you may sleep with my cows." The third man, realizing he has no chance walked up to the farmer and asked, "May I please sleep with your pigs or cows?" To his surprise the farmer said, "No, but you may sleep with my 18 beautiful daughters."

The night came and went, and in the morning, the first man walked out of the barn and declared, "I feel… like a pig." The second man walked out of the barn and declared, "I feel… like a cow."

The third man then walked out of the house and declared, "I feel… like a golf ball."

Does anybody know where I can buy outfits from the Saw films?

I am interested in buying a "Billy the puppet" costume, or "Pig face" costume, both from the Saw films. I know they are available in the USA, but I can’t find them online in the UK anywhere.

Products I am looking for, are similar to these: http://www.amazon.com/Mens-Costume-small-medium-large/dp/B001B6JIY6/ref=pd_sbs_a_4

http://www.amazon.com/Saw-Jigsaw-Puppet-Costume-medium/dp/B001BY9BOU/ref=pd_sbs_a_1

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