A hindu priest, rabbi and a lawyer were driving down the road, when the car breaks down. Fortunately finding a farmhouse nearby, the farmer informed them that he had only one spare room, and that it had only two twin beds.

They were welcome to it, but one of them had to sleep in the barn. After much discussion, the hindu volunteered to go to the barn. A few moments later, a knock on the bedroom door, and the hidu explained that there was a cow in the barn, and cows are sacred and he could not possibly sleep in the barn with a cow.

Annoyed, the rabbi volunteered. A few moments later, a knock on the door. The rabbi explained that there was a pig in the barn and that he, being very orthodox, could not possibly spend the evening in the barn with the origin of pork.

Finally the lawyer said that he would go to the barn.

A few moments later there was a knock on the door. It was the cow and the pig……

Three guys are stranded way out in the middle of nowhere, one is a Cardinal fan, another is a Dodger fan, and last one a Cub fan. They decide they have a long way to go before they can come upon any city so they are looking for a place to spend the night… They come upon this old farmhouse and go up to door, they explain there problem and tell the farmer they need a good nights rest for a big day tomorrow, the farmer says he has two beds in the house they can use but one of them will have to go out to the hog sty and sleep, he says it is warm out there but the old hog is really rank… The guys decide because of the hour they would take him up on it, the Dodger fan says I can take anything for one night and heads out to the sty, the other two climb in there beds and everybody goes to sleep… In a short time there is a knock on the door, opening it there is the Dodger fan, I can’t take it he says, so the Cardinal fan says I will switch with you it’s only the rest of night I can take it… So everyone goes back to sleep and Cardinal fan heads out to sty… Short time later another knock on the door they open it up and there is the Cardinal fan–no way he says, I can’t stand it… The Cub fan says the night is almost over I will go out there so everyone goes back to sleep… A little later there is a loud knock on the door they open it up and there is the pig—-

A Rabbi, a Hindu and a lawyer were driving late at night in the country when their car expired. They set out to find help, and came to a farmhouse. When they knocked at the door, the farmer explained that he had only two beds, and one of the three had to sleep in the barn with the animals. The three quickly agreed. The Rabbi said he would sleep in the barn and let the other two have the beds. Ten minutes after the Rabbi left, there was a knock on the bedroom door. The Rabbi entered exclaiming "I can’t sleep in the barn; there is a pig in there. It’s against my religion to sleep in the same room with a pig!" The Hindu said HE would sleep in the barn, as he had no religious problem with pigs. However, about five minutes later, the Hindu burst through the bedroom door saying "There’s a COW in the barn! I can’t sleep in the same room as a cow! It’s against my religion!"
The lawyer, anxious to get to sleep, said he’d go to the barn, as he had no problem sleeping with animals. In two minutes, the bedroom door burst open and the pig and the cow entered…
If you think this insults Hindi’s or Jewish people, please tell me how because I don’t see it.

feel free to browse my other questions, I post jokes all the time.
for those of you who have trouble getting the joke, I only target two groups of people, lawyers and engineers.
in this case, a lawyer is so repulsive that not even a pig or a cow will sleep in the same bard with one (sheesh).

An Indian, a Jew, and a lawyer are lost together in the country when it starts getting dark. They realize they must find a place to sleep for the night and they come across an old farm house. They ask the farmer if they can spend the night and the farmer says, "Sure, but I only have two spare beds, so one of you is going to need to sleep in the barn."

The Indian man says, "I’ll take the barn, I do not mind." And he leaves. A few minutes later there is a knock at the door. Its the Indian man who says, "There is a cow in the barn, I cannot sleep with it as it is a holy animal in my culture."

So the Jewish guy says, "Its alright, I’ll take the barn." And he leaves. A few minutes later there is a knock on the door. Its the Jewish guy who says, "There is a pig in the barn, I can’t sleep with an animal which is unclean in my culture."

Finally the lawyer says, "Fine, I’ll take the barn." And he leaves.

Not two seconds later there is a knock on the door, it’s the cow and the pig

A Jew, a Hindu, and an atheist are driving at night when they run out of gas. They walk to a farmhouse for the night. The farmer says that two of them can sleep in the bedroom while one has to sleep in the barn. So the Jew stands up and says, "I will sleep in the barn". So the Jew goes down to the barn. A few minutes later the door is kicked open and in walks the Jew who says, "There is a pig in the barn, my religion does not allow me to sleep with a pig." So the Hindu stands up and says "I have no problem with pigs so I will go to the barn." So the Hindu goes to the barn. A few minutes later the door is kicked open and in walks the Hindu who says, "There is a cow in the barn, it is against my religion to sleep with a cow." So the atheist gets up and says "I’m a soulless bastard atheist who has no problem with pigs or cows, so I will go sleep in the barn." So the atheist goes down to the barn. A few minutes later the door is kicked open and in walks the pig and the cow.

A Hindu, a rabbi & a lawyer are travelling together. They stop at a farmhouse & ask to spend the night.
The farmer says he only has room for two & one will have to sleep in the barn.
The Hindu says, "OK, I’ll go to the barn". A few minutes later, he comes back & says, "There’s a cow in the barn. Cows are sacred & I can’t sleep with a sacred animal."
So, the rabbi agrees to sleep in the barn. He returns in a few minutes, explaining, "There’s a pig in the barn. Pigs are unclean & my beliefs won’t allow me to sleep with an unclean animal."
Finally, the lawyer agrees to go to the barn. A few minutes later, there’s a knock at the door and…

A fundamentalist christian, a jew and a hindu were travelling in a car. The car breaks down and all 3 are stuck. So they decide to walk to the nearest house and ask if they can spend the night.

They knock on the door of a farmhouse and tell the farmer their story. The farmer tells them that 2 of them can sleep in the house but one will have to sleep in the barn.
The Hindu volunteers to sleep in the barn.
10 minutes later there’s a knock at the door. It’s the Hindu "Oh, my goodness gracious. There is a cow in the barn and it is against my beliefs to share a room with such a sacred animal".
So the Jew volunteers to sleep in the barn.

10 minutes later there’s a knock at the door. It’s the Jew "Oh, my goodness gracious. There is a Pig in the barn, and with the whole kosher thing, there is no way that I’m sleeping in there"

So the fundamentalist christian volunteers to sleep in the barn.
10 minutes later theres a knock at the door… its the pig and the cow

A Rabbi, a Hindu, and a lawyer are in a car. They run out of gas and are forced to stop at a farmer’s house.

The farmer gladly accommodates them, but tells them that there are only two extra beds, so one person will have to sleep in the barn.

The Hindu says, "I’m humble, I will sleep in the barn." So, he goes out to the barn.

In a few minutes, the farmer hears a knock on the door.

It’s the Hindu. He says "There is a cow in the barn. It’s against my beliefs to sleep with a cow."

So, the Rabbi says, "I’m humble, I’ll sleep in the barn."

A few minutes later, the farmer hears another knock on the door and it’s the Rabbi. He says that it is against his beliefs to sleep where there is a pig, and there is a pig in the barn.

So, the lawyer is forced to sleep in the barn.

A few minutes later, there is a knock on the door. It’s the pig and the cow…

A Hindu, a Jew and an evangelical Christian were travelling together when they were overcome with fatigue.

They stopped at a farmhouse and asked for lodging, but the farmer said he only had room for two. One of them would have to spend the night in the barn.

"I’ll go," said the Hindu, and off he went.

A few minutes later, there was a knock at the back door. There stood the Hindu, exclaiming, "There’s a cow in there, and cows are sacred in my religion. It would be impossible for me to sleep in the same room as a cow."

The farmer then asked which of the other two would volunteer to sleep in the barn.

"I’ll go," said the Jew, and off he went.

A few minutes later there was a knock at the back door. It was the Jew. "There’s a pig in that barn. It wouldn’t be kosher for me to sleep there. I cannot do it!"

"Oh, all right," said the evangelical Christian. "I’ll go," and off he went.

A few moments later there was a knock on the door. It was the pig and the cow.
I hope that I don’t have to explain the punch line to everyone that reads the joke!!
Ok! I give up.

The Hindu won’t sleep with a cow.
The Jew won’t sleep with pig.
The cow and pig won’t sleep with the Christian.

A lawyer and two friends–a Rabbi, and a Hindu holy man–had car trouble in the countryside and asked to spend the night with a farmer.

The farmer said, "There might be a problem. You see, I only have room for two to sleep in the house. So one of you must sleep in the barn."

"No problem," chimed the Rabbi. "My people wandered in the desert for forty years. I am humble enough to sleep in the barn for one evening." With that he departed to the barn, and the others bedded down for the night.

Moments later a knock was heard at the door; the farmer opened the door. There stood the Rabbi from the barn. "What’s wrong?" asked the farmer. He replied, "I am grateful to you, but I just can’t sleep in the barn. There is a pig in the barn, and my faith believes that is an unclean animal."

His Hindu friend agrees to swap places with him. But a few minutes later the same scene reoccurs. There is a knock on the door. "What’s wrong?" the farmer asks. The Hindu holy man replies, "I, too, am grateful for your helping us out, but there is a cow in the barn. In my country cows are considered sacred and I can’t sleep on holy ground!"

That left only the lawyer to make the change. He grumbled and complained, but went out to the barn. Moments later there was another knock on the farmer’s door. Frustrated and tired, the farmer opens the door, and there stood the pig and the cow.