Im thinking of writing this story called

"lil red ridin in da hood"

It’s about this white gurl who gets lost in da ghetto on da way to her trailer and she gets kidnapped by one of people who work for snow white the cocaine dealer. On the way to the the joint the driver gets shot in a drive by by da seven dwarfs and the gurl escapes from the car and runs into the arms of the three little pigs who are a bunch of police officers falsely arresting people and they put her in jail when they find out she has some meth on her.

Does this sound like a good story?

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Why do Christians think that their prayers yield any results ? Obviously atheists regard prayer as about as effective wearing one’s lucky socks Christians really seem to think that their prayers are answered. Why? Is it akin to the Barnum effect? Like I go through life and don’t notice silver Hondas but then someone I know buys one so I start to notice them and I see sliver Hondas everyone because now I am looking for them. What do you guys think? Also I just found this gem from the Rev George Carlin I wanted to throw in. I love this guy and I mourned his passing, he was a very wise man.

“You know who I pray to? Joe Pesci. Joe Pesci. Two reasons; first of all, I think he’s a good actor. Okay. To me, that counts. Second; he looks like a guy who can get things done. Joe Pesci doesn’t f**k around. Doesn’t f**k around. In fact, Joe Pesci came through on a couple of things that God was having trouble with. For years I asked God to do something about my noisy neighbor with the barking dog. Joe Pesci straightened that c**k-sucker out with one visit.
I noticed that of all the prayers I used to offer to God, and all the prayers that I now offer to Joe Pesci, are being answered at about the same 50 percent rate. Half the time I get what I want. Half the time I don’t. Same as God 50-50. Same as the four leaf clover, the horse shoe, the rabbit’s foot, and the wishing well. Same as the mojo man. Same as the voodoo lady who tells your fortune by squeezing the goat’s testicles. It’s all the same; 50-50. So just pick your superstitions, sit back, make a wish and enjoy yourself.
And for those of you that look to the Bible for it’s literary qualities and moral lessons; I got a couple other stories I might like to recommend for you. You might enjoy The Three Little Pigs. That’s a good one. It has a nice happy ending. Then there’s Little Red Riding Hood. Although it does have that one X-rated part where the Big Bad Wolf actually eats the grandmother. Which I didn’t care for, by the way. And finally, I’ve always drawn a great deal of moral comfort from Humpty Dumpty. The part I liked best: "and all the king’s horses, and all the king’s men couldn’t put Humpty together again." That’s because there is no Humpty Dumpty, and there is no God. None. Not one. Never was. No God”
I asked the Atheist because the Christians would just tell me that I would have believe and open my heart to Jesus and I would experience a fulfilling personal relationship with our lord.

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ok so my art project is twisted fairytales and the idea is to get a fairytale and change it in some way so its strange and like unexpected

i had this one idea where i was gonna do the three little pigs and what i would do is have 4 images
the first one would be the wolf setting fire to the straw house
the second image would be him bulldozing the stick house
the third image would him putting explosives on the brick house and about to blow it up
in the fourth image it would have all the ruins of the houses…and the wolf realizing he has destroyed all the pigs in the explosion…so he still loses in my story…but so do the pigs..and the wolf is just like damnittt…lol
so if that made sense…thats the only idea ive had…but i want a few so i can choose the best one
id like to do beauty and the beast since its like one of my fave fairy tales and ive drawn an anime style pic of it…but i havent made it twisted
so anyway IDEAS??

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i need to modernize the three little pigs, make it into a script, and perform it with my group in front of the class. i already came up with an idea, the three little store owners. however, it’s this part of the story that i can’t seem to figure out:
"Once upon a time there were three little pigs and the time came for them to leave home and seek their fortunes.

Before they left, their mother told them ‘Whatever you do, do it the best that you can because that’s the way to get along in the world.’"

i already have:
"3 friends want to be store owners. Their friend told them to create a…"
but i’m pretty sure that isn’t going to cut it.

so i need ideas please.
you don’t have to write it, just give me an idea as to how to modernize what the mother says. you can change the mother into a friend or whatever.

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The three little pigs ate a box of oranges, peal and all, and turned orange from top to their little toes (tails included)! What should I do? I think they looked pink better.

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Three huge hogs

Once upon a time, there were three little pigs, but they aren’t so little anymore. they grew up to be hunters. There favorite catch… wolf. Here is there story…

“Oink your so dumb.” That’s what they always said but now I figured out the best way to make the cage to catch the wolf. I had the great idea to use stray. It is cheap and I think it would be great for catching the big bad wolf. Now that we are bigger we are taking revenge on the wolfs because when we were young we were attack by a big bad wolf. But now we are going to catch this wolf.

My cage will be made out of hay. Woody, my brother, is making his out of wood, and my other brother Rick is making his cage out of brick. We all are using the same bait, a rabbit covered in peanut butter with a cherry on top
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I see something move in the bushes so I go get woody and Rick. When we come back Woody’s and my cages are both flat but we see the brick cage is closed we run over to the cages and see the wolf is inside. I was so excited when I say that wolf even though it wasn’t in my cage. So after a bit we got the wolf inside a big pot, but we find out we don’t have any wood. Then rick points out that the left over hay and wood would be great for a fire starter. So we find out we all did our part.

As you can tell these pigs aren’t so little anymore. They have made a reputation for themselves as the biggest baddest wolf hunters the hill country has ever known. The wolfs live in fear from day to day, that these legendary pigs will never find them ever again.

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what are the three little pigs name

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ok so heres the deal….
for my science class we have to do a report on how fairy tales relate to science. i chose the story of the three little pigs and my hypothesis is that a wolf’s lungs are not strong enough to blow down a house, even a flimsy one.
ive worked SO hard and i can only get one page and i need at least 2.
if anyone knows anything about the lungs or has any good sites that would be great.
i will pick a best answer, i promise
THANK YOU SO MUCH
-jordan

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I’m in theatre One, and we have to pick out/ find a childrens book, and act it all out, and I need one!
I can’t think of any- besides the ones that other kids have already done. I have to present tomorrow,
If you could give me names of at least three SHORT AND EASY TO ACT OUT, WITH ONLY A FEW CHARACTER books,
minus: Goldy locks, jack and the beanstock, and the three little pigs,
I’d be SO happy.
thanks everyone!
I’ll give best answer- so make it amazing[:

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My friends and I would like to dress up together– as a three-some! Do you know any costume ideas for three people that go together? Such as the three little pigs or something?

I’m open to anything!

Thanks again!

(Easy 10 points for the best suggestion!)

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