one day three guys decided to go into the woods and steal the farmers pigs. The farmer heard the three guys and captured them. he told them that he’ll let them go if they came back with a fruit. guy #1 found a cherry and ranned back to the farmer. the farmer told him to stick it up his butt without saying a word or laughing. next thing you know the farmer shot him. guy #2 found a banana and hurried back to the farmer, and the farmer told him the same thing he told to guy #1 …next thing you know guy #2 is also dead. but guy #3 hasnt found is way back to the farmer yet. while guy #3 finds his fruit…guy #1 and #2 is in hell talkin to eachother……
guy #2: why did you laugh?
guy #1:because it tickled. lol
guy #1: why did you laugh?
guy #2: because i saw guy #3 with a watermelon.

lol =]

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